如何一句话惹恼一个国家?(二)
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Sean Loh, lives in George Town, Malaysia
Malaysian here!
Here is a list of some of the things that will trigger most, if not all Malaysians:
“Do you live on trees?”
No. In fact, none of us live on trees, not even aboriginal peoples. Majority of the Malaysian populace lives in urban areas, here are a few photos of some of the major cities in Malaysia for your reference:
1. Kuala Lumpur, the ultra-modern capital of Malaysia
2. George Town, Penang Island, a UNESCO World Heritage City that was founded by the British in 1786
3. Kuching, Sarawak, the city of cats on Borneo Island
So, do people still think that we live on trees?
“D o y o u s p e a k E n g l i s h ?” (in a slow and retarded tone)
Well, yes. It’s the second official (to some extent) language of the country and is widely used in business, education, diplomacy etc. Heck its even used to explain the meaning of words that are too unwieldy in the national language, which is Malay, the native tongue of the majority here. Plus, it has historical connections to the country being an ex-British colony for over 200 years.
Not only that, we are natural linguists that can speak at least 2–3 languages. Even governmental notices often come in multiple languages.
A typical multilingual sign in Malaysia.
A multilingual welcoming sign at the entrance of Chowrasta Market, Penang.
“Wow you can speak Chinese!” - applies to Malaysian Chinese when we visit China and Taiwan.
FYI, Malaysia is the only country outside of the Sinosphere to have preserved the language, culture, traditions completely. Our ancestors even fought for Chinese medium schools so that we could retain our culture and language through education. Something the mainlanders would often credit neighbouring Singapore for despite them erasing Chinese medium schools from their education system.
Chinese medium high school in Malaysia
Chinese medium vernacular school in Malaysia

我是马来西亚人!
这里列出了一些会惹恼大多数,甚至是所有马来西亚人的话。
· "你们住在树上吗?"
不,事实上,我们没人住在树上,甚至原住民也不是,大多数马来西亚人生活在城市地区,这里有几张马来西亚一些主要城市的照片供你参考:
1. 吉隆坡,马来西亚的超现代化首都
2. 槟城岛的乔治镇,联合国教科文组织的世界遗产城市,由英国人在1786年建立。
3. 古晋(马来西亚)沙捞越州,婆罗洲岛的猫之城
那么,你还认为我们住树上吗?
· “你们说英语吗”(缓慢而弱智的语气)
——嗯,是的,英语是这个国家的第二官方语言(在某种程度上),被广泛用于商业、教育、外交等方面。
糟糕的是,它甚至被用来解释那些母语(即马来语,这里大多数人的母语)中太难懂的词的含义,此外,它与这个国家作为前英国殖民地超过200年的历史有关。
不仅如此,我们是天生的语言学家,至少能说2-3种语言,即使是政府的通知也经常有多个语言版本。
马来西亚典型的多语言标志:



槟城Chowrasta市场入口处的一个多语言欢迎牌:



· "哇,你会说中文!"
——通常发生在我们去中国大陆和台湾时,这句话适用于马来西亚华人。
顺便说一下,马来西亚是唯一一个在中华文化圈之外完全保留了语言、文化、传统的国家,我们的祖先甚至为华文学校而奋斗,以便我们能够通过教育保留我们的文化和语言,大陆人经常会称赞我们的邻国新加坡——尽管他们把华文学校从教育系统中剔除掉了。

“Singapore has the best food!”
You’ll be forgiven if you’ve only been to Singapore but this definitely pisses off many Malaysians. As a Penangite (someone from Penang), I must say there’s actually some truth to it when compared to food from KL and Johor Bahru, but still Penang definitely has the best food, hands down. Being the Food Capital of Southeast Asia, Penang has a long tradition of serving a plethora of dishes rich in flavour and spices with influences from Chinese, Malay, Indian, Thai etc., where east meets west being an entrepot on historical shipping routes, not forgetting to mention the various styles of Chinese cooking from different regions of China that exists here on this island brought by our ancestors.
To my non-Malaysian friends, do come try our Penang food first before making this comment. I’m sure you’ll change your mind and say “Penang has the best food ever!”
Oh and Singaporean Char Koay Teow should just be called Char Mee instead. Sorry my Singaporean friends but yours doesn’t even have a single Koay Teow (flat rice noodle) in it!
“Is Malaysia a poor country?”
Not really. In fact it might surprise you that we are almost achieving High Income Nation status. I admit that we still have people living in poverty, but that’s a small portion of the general populace and we have frequent handouts in place to assist those living in poverty.
“People from Malaysia are Malay, right?”
Apparently not always. We are from a diverse bunch like Malays, Chinese, Indians, Eurasians, indigenous peoples and so on. So please stop assuming we’re all Malay, okay? The correct term would be Malaysian.

· "新加坡美食最好!"
—— 如果你只去过新加坡,那还可以原谅,但这肯定会让很多马来西亚人生气,作为一个槟榔屿人(来自槟城的人),我必须说,与吉隆坡和新山(马来西亚城市)的美食相比,这句话有一定的道理,但槟城的食物绝对是最好的,毫无疑问。
作为东南亚的美食之都,槟城有着悠久的传统,有大量的菜肴,味道丰富,并受到中国、马来、印度、泰国等国的影响,东西方文化在这里交汇,是历史上航运路线上的一个转口港,更不用说我们的祖先在这个岛屿上带来的来自中国不同地区的各种风格的中国美食烹饪。
对于我的非马来西亚朋友来说,在发表这个评论之前,请先来尝尝我们的槟城美食,我相信你会改变主意,会说 "槟城的美食是最好的!"哦,对了,新加坡的Char Koay Teow(炒粿条)应该叫 Char Mee,很抱歉,我的新加坡朋友们,你们的食物中根本没有Koay Teow(扁平米粉)!
· “马来西亚是个穷国吗?”
——也不尽然。
事实上,你可能会感到惊讶,我们几乎达到了高收入国家的地位,我承认我们仍然有人生活在贫困之中,但那只是普通民众的一小部分,我们经常发放救济品来帮助那些生活在贫困中的人。
· “你来自马来西亚,你是马来人,对吧? ”
——显然不一定。
我们来自不同的群体,有马来人,华人,印度人,欧亚混血,原住民等等,所以请不要以为我们都是马来人,OK ?正确的说法应该是“马来西亚人”。

Ian Song, lives in Singapore
An actual conversation that happened when I was overseas…
Me: “Hey, I’m from Singapore!”
Ignorant dude: “Nice! I’ve always wanted to go to China!”
Me: “No… Singapore’s not part of China.”
Ignorant dude: “Oh sorry. By the way I heard your laws are pretty strict. Chewing gum is banned and you caned some guy called Michael or something. And why’s your English so good?”
*Walks off*
This was years ago and I think fewer people make this mistake now with recent events that have placed Singapore on the world map. Things like the Trump-Kim summit, Crazy Rich Asians etc have inevitably helped in one way or another.

我在海外时真实发生的一次对话......
我:嘿,我来自新加坡!
某无知的哥们:太好了 ! 我一直想去中国!
我:不... 新加坡不是中国的一部分。
某无知的哥们:
哦,对不起,对了,我听说你们的法律很严格,甚至禁止嚼口香糖,你们还对一个叫迈克尔还是什么的家伙施以鞭刑,为什么你的英语这么好?"
*我默默的走开了*
这是几年前的事了,我认为现在犯这种错误的人少了,因为最近发生的一些事让新加坡在世界地图上占据了一席之地,比如特朗普和金正恩的峰会,电影《疯狂的亚洲富豪》等等,都不可避免地以某种方式带来了帮助。

Taj Wazir, MA International Relations, International Islamic University, Islamabad (2016)
Pakistani here!
Here are some sentences which immediately triger a Pakistani:
“Indian Army is more powerful than Pak Army.”
“Mehmud Ghaznavi was an invader, who came for gold not for the sake of Islam"
“Imran Khan is not handsome"
“Saudi Arabia is not the epitome of Islam"
“There is no jewish conspiracy against Islam"
“Giving preference to your ethnic identity more than your national identity “
“State has no religion"
“Afghan Talibans are as bad as TTP" Afgaandu!
“China is not a friend of Pakistan"
“Israel should be recognized"
“Ahmediyas are Muslims if they say they are Muslims"
“Dr. AQ Khan was a theif"
“IPL is better than PSL"
Thanks for reading, I will add more when I recall.
Edit 1:
“Arjith Singh is a better singer than Rahat Fateh Ali Khan"
“Shahid Afridi was very mediocre cricketer"
“Girl saying, I have a boyfriend"
“praise Lahore in Karachi or Karachi in Lahore"
“Ilaichi in Biryani"
“Losing against India, in any sport"
“Fake English Accent"

我是巴基斯坦人!
下面是一些能让巴基斯坦人立刻恼火起来的话:
“印度军队比巴基斯坦军队更强大。”
“马哈茂德是入侵者,为金子而来,不是为伊斯兰教”
“伊姆兰汗一点都不帅”
“沙特阿拉伯不是伊斯兰教的缩影”
“不存在犹太人反对伊斯兰教的阴谋”
“优先考虑你的民族身份,而不是你的国家身份”
“国家没有宗教”
“阿富汗塔利班和 TTP 一样坏”!
“中国不是巴基斯坦的朋友”
”以色列应得到承认”
“ 阿玛迪派是穆斯林”
“卡汗博士是小偷”
感谢阅读,我会回忆并添加更多。
编辑1:
“ Arjith Singh 是一个比拉赫·法塔·阿里·罕更好的歌手”
”沙希德 · 阿夫里迪是个非常普通的板球运动员”
“女孩说,我有男朋友了”
”巴基斯坦在任何体育运动中都输给印度”
“ 英语口音垃圾”

Zoey Ahmed
Pakistani Here…
I support LGBT+ Community.
Pakistan is struggling on civil rights front. LGBT+ community is pretty much underground.
Pakistan should recognise Israel.
Pakistanis sympathise with Palestinians and hence refuse to recognise Israel.
Pakistan must be a secular country.
Pakistan is a conservative country with a sizable liberal interest groups but complete secularism is a NO, NO.
Pakistan Army is root of all problems.
Like most other nations, Pakistanis also think very highly of their Army.
Partition was wrong.
Partition, which resulted in the independence for Pakistan, is appreciated and seen as necessity and birth of the nation.
I do not support Kashmiris.
Pakistanis enjoy close ethnic, linguistic, religious and historical ties with Kashmirs and support the Kashmir cause very passionately.

巴基斯坦人在此.....
我支持 LGBT + 社区。
巴基斯坦正在民权斗争中挣扎,LGBT + 社区几乎处于地下状态。
巴基斯坦应该承认以色列。
巴基斯坦人同情巴勒斯坦人,因此拒绝承认以色列。
巴基斯坦必须是一个世俗国家。
巴基斯坦是一个保守的国家,有相当规模的自由主义利益集团,但是完全的世俗主义是不可能的。
巴基斯坦军队是一切问题的根源。
和其他大多数国家一样,巴基斯坦人也非常看重他们的军队。
和印度分治是错误的。
分治导致了巴基斯坦的独立,人们对此表示赞赏,认为这是国家的需要。
我不支持克什米尔人。
巴基斯坦人民与克什米尔人民有着密切的民族、语言、宗教和历史联系,他们非常热情地支持克什米尔的事业。

Franklin Liu
“It’s not a crime to be communist”.
This sentence can anger so many people in my country. After all, the second red scare was just 70 years ago, the Cold War ended either 1989 or 1991, and Americans are taught to more or less hate communism since they’re old enough to figure out what communism is.
Source: my time spent in elementary school
“Do you speak American?”
American is not a language. It’s called American English.
“America is not a beacon of hope and everything good in the world.”
Then, I’d use some evidence to back this up. Some Americans would be triggered. Mainly the older ones. The younger ones more or less have already accepted that as reality.
Source: manifest destiny and all the ways it went wrong
“Both sides of American politics are wrong.”
I don’t have any evidence to back this up. But I’m saying it anyways because I saw a presidential debate once and it looked like an absolute mess of a shouting match and then I quit watching.

"成为共产主义者不是罪"。
——这句话在我国(译注:美国)可以激怒很多人,毕竟,第二次红色恐怖仅仅是70年前的事,冷战到1989年或者1991年才结束,而美国人自从到了能搞清楚什么是xx主义的年龄,就被教导要或多或少地憎恨xx主义。
证明:我在小学度过的时光
"你会说美国话吗?"
——美语不是一种语言,它叫“美式英语”。
“美国不是希望的灯塔,也不是世界上一切美好的所在。”
—— 我会用一些证据来证明这一点,一些美国人会被激怒,主要是年长的人,年轻人或多或少已经接受了这个现实。
证明:昭昭天命和美国出的各种错
"美国政治的两方都是错的。"
—— 我没有任何证据来支持这一点,但我还是要说,因为我看过一次总统辩论,看起来绝对是一场混乱的对喷,然后我就不看了。

John Oh
“Comfort women had a consensual business relationship with the Japanese Empire. Also, their colonization is the sole reason why we’re developed today and it doesn’t matter how many people they killed or whatever in the long run. How many people did technological developments save, huh? Way more than Japan killed! In addition, it’s ridiculous that Korea claims Dokdo as their own since Japan owned it and never gave it back and Imperialism is totally fine. If Japan is morally justified to give Dokdo, then the US should give up Puerto Rico! Speaking of things that aren’t ours, Gogruyeo history and Balhae history are all China’s, not ours. Gojoeson wasn’t Korea either, it was located in China.
Not only that, but Rhee Seung Man was the best president and should be respected. He was overthrown by a violent coup! Also, the Gwangju Massacre is all a hoax made by North Korea-loving liberal communists.”

“慰安妇与日本帝国是两厢情愿的交易关系。”
另外还有:
“殖民化是我们今天发达的唯一原因,从长远来看,日本人杀了我们多少人什么的并不重要,技术发展拯救了多少人?比日本杀的人要多得多! ”
此外还有“韩国声称独岛是他们自己的”——这很荒谬,因为日本占领了独岛,而且从未归还,“帝国主义是完全可以接受”,“如果日本放弃独岛在道义上是合理的,那么美国也应该放弃波多黎各! ”
说到不属于我们的东西,“高句丽历史和百济历史都是中国的,不是我们的”,“高句丽不在韩国,它位于中国境内”。
还有“ 李承晚是最好的总统,应该受到尊重,他是被暴力政变推翻的!”
另外还有:“光州大屠杀都是热爱朝鲜的自由派制造的骗局。"
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Ferhad Ullah Khan, lived in Pakistan
I thought I'd answer this question a little differently because I'm feeling a bit mischievous ??.
This is Ferhad Ullah's guide for pissing off any country you want!
In no particular order…
Vietnam- “Boooorn in the USA!”
Canada- “So you are basically American?”
USA- “America isn't the best country in the world.”
Bosnia- “The war”
Armenia- “There was no Armenian genocide.”
Iran- Just innocently ask if Iranians are Arabs and watch them angrily give you a two hour lecture on how the Arab conquests “destroyed their heritage” and how they are “PeRsIaN"!
Turkey- “Long live Kurdistan!”
Britain- “We SaVeD yOuR aSs in the war! You’d be speaking German if it weren’t for us!(Said by that annoying American.)
Ireland- “OMG I'm part Irish too! My grandfather's drug dealer's cat's mother's owner was from Galway!” (Said by that guy who's family never left Boston since five generations.)
Pakistan- “Army eats 80% of budget.”
Serbia- Literally say anything about the Ottomans and watch them rage.
Afghanistan- “Lar ao bar yao Pakistan!” ??
China- *Anything about xxx Square.*
Azerbaijan- “Nagorno-Karabakh is Armenia!”
Taiwan- “Aren’t Taiwan and China the same?”
North Korea- Breathe infront of their supreme leader and watch your ass end up rotting in a forced labour camp in Pyongyang.
India- Say anything about Ladakh and China and watch Indians cry their eyeballs out ;P.
Germany- “Heil Fuhrer!”
Russia- “Are you a spy for the KGB?”
Israel- “Palestine will be free!”
Palestine- “Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.”
UAE- “Is Qatar still in Global Village?”
Saudi Arabia- “Persian Gulf”
I'll add more if I can think of anything else!

我想我回答这个问题的方式会有点不同,因为我觉得自己有点调皮。
本“指南”可以让你惹恼任何你想要惹恼的国家!
排名不分先后
越南——"我美国出生!"
加拿大——"所以你基本上是美国人?"
美国——"美国不是世界上最好的国家。"
波斯尼亚——"战争"
亚美尼亚—— " 不存在对亚美尼亚的种族灭绝。"
伊朗——只要无辜地问一下伊朗人是不是阿拉伯人,他们会愤怒地给你讲上两小时,告诉你阿拉伯人的征服如何 "破坏了他们的文化传承",并告诉你他们是“波斯人”!
土耳其——"库尔德斯坦万岁!"
英国——"我们在战争中拯救了你们!如果没有我们,你现在说的会是德语!" ( 由某个讨厌的美国人口中说出)
爱尔兰——" 天,我也有一部分爱尔兰血统!我的毒贩子祖父也是爱尔兰人,我的毒贩祖父的猫的母亲的主人来自戈尔韦(爱尔兰一城市)!" ( 由某位家族五代以来从未离开过波士顿的人嘴中说出)
巴基斯坦——"军队吃掉了80%的预算。"
塞尔维亚——说任何关于奥斯曼人的事情都会让他们感到愤怒。
阿富汗——"Lar ao bar yao Pakistan!" (注:这句翻译不出来)
中国——
阿塞拜疆——"纳卡是亚美尼亚的!"
台湾省——"台湾和中国大陆不是一回事吗?"
朝鲜——在他们的最高领导人面前呼吸,你的屁股将在平壤的强制劳动营中腐烂。
印度——说任何关于拉达克和中国的事情,印度人会把眼珠子都哭出来。 ;P
德国——"元首万岁!"
俄罗斯——"你是克格勃间谍?"
以色列——"巴勒斯坦将获得自由!"
巴勒斯坦——"耶路撒冷是以色列的首都。"
阿联酋——"卡塔尔还在地球村吗?"
沙特阿拉伯—— "波-斯湾"
如果我还能想到什么,我会再加进去的。

Andrianto Hadi
Bali is Indonesia - If you happen to be a foreigner and be in Bali then you say this to local, they might ignore you but if you say this to other Indonesians then you’ll be frowned upon or you are likely to make them say “ What the hell are you talking about ?! ”. Bali is one of provinces in Indonesia which is famous as world class tourist destination but Bali does not represent the image of Indonesia as a whole. Indonesia is a country with 34 provinces and Bali is one of them.
Indonesians still live in jungle - I suggest you to use google streets to see the cities in Indonesia. That’s cheap and you don’t need to pay for flight tickets to go to Indonesia.
Indonesians are Malay - We know we are part of Malay race but saying to Indonesians that they are Malay is not acceptable or even regarded as offensive to most Indonesians. If you happen to meet right wing Indonesians and you say this to them, you will enrage them and they won’t be nice to you when you interact with them . Indonesians will proudly call themselves as Indonesians and when we talk about Malay race, that means our neighbor country, Malaysia.
Dutch granted Independence to Indonesia - Never say to Indonesians that Indonesia got its Independence granted by Dutch. Dutch people might say that but we reject that notion. Indonesians get their Independence and freedom from colonial regimes through bloody battles and we didn’t kneel down and beg the colonial regimes to grant us Independence.
This was how Indonesians got their independence.
Indonesia is poor country - Indonesians have their own standard of living and they are pretty happy with it. Indonesia is a developing country with the biggest GDP in South East Asia and one of members of G20 countries . Again please use google streets to see cities in Indonesia and make your own judgment. I am tired showing stats to prove the actual economy of Indonesia.
Indonesia is a migrant labor nation - This statement usually come from people from Middle East and some Asian Countries but they will be surprised when they come to Indonesia and see by themselves the true face of Indonesia. In fact the population of Indonesia is more than 250 million people and according to official release from government agency saying that, in total there are 1 million Indonesians are working in any foreign country. See the comparison ? it means 249 million of Indonesians stay and work in their home country.
Indonesia annexed East Timor - No, Indonesian did not annex East Timor. We liberated them from Portugal regime. But somehow people in East Timor decided to separate from us in 1999 because of being influenced by false propaganda made by a foreign nation which is only two hours flight from Bali.
All Indonesian women wear Burka like in KSA - Many Muslim women in Indonesia don’t wear Hijab and very few of them wearing Burka when leaving their homes. Why don’t you spend a minute or two to google to find out more about Indonesian women.
Indonesia is small country - you should check your world map again or at least check Wikipedia to get some information about the size of Indonesia as a country.
Do you have internet in Indonesia ? - Please spend a minute or two about some countries in the world that has the biggest number of Internet users.
Indonesia is racist country - Indonesians are much and much less racist compared to Westerners, Japanese, Koreans, Arabs and Europeans. Any foreigner who ever came to Indonesia, did you ever find some angry Indonesians who told you to go back to your country when you encounter them ?

“巴厘岛就是印度尼西亚”
—— 如果你碰巧是个外国人,在巴厘岛,你对当地人说这些,他们可能会无视你,但如果你对其他印度尼西亚人说这些,你会遭到反对,或者很可能他们会说:"你丫到底在说什么?"
巴厘岛是印度尼西亚的一个省份,是著名的世界级旅游目的地,但巴厘岛并不代表印度尼西亚的整体形象,印度尼西亚是一个有34个省的国家,巴厘岛是其中之一。
“印度尼西亚人仍然生活在丛林中”
——我建议你用谷歌街景看看印度尼西亚的城市,很容易的,而且你不需要花钱买机票去印尼。
“印度尼西亚人是马来人”
——我们知道我们是马来人的一部分,但对着印度尼西亚人说他们是马来人是不能接受的,甚至被认为是对大多数印度尼西亚人的冒犯,如果你碰巧遇到的是右翼的印度尼西亚人,你对他们说这些话,你会激怒他们,你与他们交往时,他们不会对你有好感,印尼人会自豪地称自己为印尼人,而我们日常说“马来人”,是指我们的邻国马来西亚。
“荷兰人授予印度尼西亚独立地位”
——永远不要对印度尼西亚人说这句话,说印度尼西亚的独立是由荷兰人赐予的,荷兰人可能会这么说,但我们拒绝这种说法。
印度尼西亚人是通过血腥的战斗从殖民政权手中获得独立和自由的,我们没有跪下来祈求殖民政权赐予我们独立,这就是印度尼西亚人获得独立的方式。
“印度尼西亚是一个贫穷的国家”
—— 印度尼西亚人有自己的生活标准,他们对此很满意,印度尼西亚是一个发展中国家,GDP东南亚最大,也是G20集团的成员之一,请再次使用谷歌街景查看印度尼西亚城市,并作出自己的判断,我已经厌倦了展示统计数据来证明印度尼西亚的实际经济状况。
“印度尼西亚是一个移民劳工国家”
—— 这种说法通常来自中东和一些亚洲国家的人,但当他们来到印度尼西亚,亲眼看到印度尼西亚的真实面貌时,他们会感到惊讶。事实上,印度尼西亚的人口超过2.5亿,根据政府机构的官方公告,总共仅有100万印度尼西亚人在外国工作,这意味着有2.49亿印尼人留在自己的国家工作。
“印度尼西亚吞并了东帝汶”
—— 不,印度尼西亚没有吞并东帝汶,我们把他们从葡萄牙殖民者手中解放了出来,但是,由于受到某个离巴厘岛只有两小时航程的外国的虚假宣传的影响,东帝汶人民在1999年决定与我们分离。
“所有的印度尼西亚妇女都像金沙萨的妇女一样穿布卡(注:罩袍)”
—— 印度尼西亚的许多穆斯林妇女不戴头巾,很少有人在离开家的时候穿布卡,你为什么不花一两分钟在谷歌上搜索一下更多关于印度尼西亚妇女的信息。
“印度尼西亚是个小国”
——你应该再查查你的世界地图,或者至少查查维基百科,了解一下印度尼西亚的大小。
“你们印度尼西亚有互联网吗?”
——请花一两分钟了解世界上互联网用户最多的一些国家。
“印度尼西亚是种族主义国家”
与西方人、日本人、韩国人、阿拉伯人和欧洲人相比,印度尼西亚人的种族主义程度要低得多,任何来过印尼的外国人,当你遇到一些愤怒的印尼人时,可曾发现他们有让你滚回自己的国家?
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Lê V?n Duy?t, General from Ho Chi Minh City
If you talk in front of average Vietnamese like this:“Vietnam is a mini version of China and Vietnam should become Chinese province”.
You will expect to see how Vietnamese express their anger toward you:
I’m sure that I should not recommend you to say that,for your safety.

如果你在普通越南人面前这样说话:"越南是迷你版的中国,越南应该成为中国的一个省"。
你将会看到越南人如何对你表示愤怒。
我确信,为了你的安全,我不建议你这样说。

Anonymous
India.
Modi is uneducated and had a role in the Gujarat riots. He is worst performing PM.
Nehru was knowledgeable, progressive and a true patriot. Whatever India could achieve today is his legacy.
Not a temple but good education is what this country needs.
We are (and here I would like to include our first cousins, Pakistan and Bangladesh, sorry for doing this) largely, a corrupt population. Most of us tend to be corrupt.
Intellectuals are not anti-nationals
Godse is a murderer.
Hindu and Muslim right wing gave rise to 2 nation theory. Nehru, Patel, Gandhi, Maulana, Abul Gaffar Khan among others were against it.
Hindus are not in danger.
Religion and communalism is our biggest problem (which true for entire world).
Indian men are creepy and almost 95% women face harassment in some or the other form.
We are nowhere in competition with China.
Hindi is not a national language and it can never be. (Gandhi wanted “Hindustani” to be the national language but communalism did not let that happen.)
Indira Gandhi's 20 point program could develop India economically and socially.
Asking questions to the government is not being anti-national.
Socialism is the only way India can prosper.
There are fundamental duties which one must follow.
Instant justice do not prevent rapes.
We have young and perhaps the least educated population ever.
Supreme Court is the only sane and independent institution left.
Politics is about reason not emotions.
JNU is the best University in India and every citizen must be like students of JNU - aware, ready to question and ready to take a step.

印度:
莫迪没有受过教育,莫迪要为古吉拉特邦的骚乱负责,莫迪是表现最差的总理。
尼赫鲁是有知识的、进步的和真正的爱国者,无论印度今天能取得什么成就,都是他留下的遗产。
这个国家需要的不是寺庙,而是良好的教育。
我们(在这里我想把我们的嫡亲兄弟巴基斯坦和孟加拉国也包括在内,很抱歉这样做)在很大程度上是一个腐败的种群,我们大多数人都倾向于腐败。
公知不反国家。
戈德斯是个杀人犯。
印度教和穆斯林右翼催生了两个民族论,尼赫鲁、帕特尔、甘地、毛拉纳、阿布加法尔汗等人都反对这个理论。
印度教徒并未处于危险之中。
宗教和地方自治主义是我们最大的问题(整个世界都是如此)。
印度男人很猥琐,几乎95%的女人都面临着某种形式的骚扰。
我们哪哪都竞争不过中国。
印地语不是国家语言,也永远不可能成国家语言。( 甘地希望 "印度斯坦语 "成为国家语言,但地方自治主义没有让它发生)
英迪拉甘地的20点计划可以在经济和社会方面发展印度。
向政府提出问题并不是反国家行为。
社会主义是印度能够繁荣的唯一途径。
一个人必须履行一些基本的义务。
即时审判并不能防止强奸。
我们的人口很年轻,但也许是有史以来受教育程度最低的人口。
最高法院是仅存的理智和独立的机构。
政治是关于理性而非情感的。
尼赫鲁大学是印度最好的大学,每个公民都必须像尼赫鲁大学的学生一样:有意识,准备好质疑,准备好随时采取行动。

Luis Felipe Madureira de Faria
I am Brazilian and the first and only sentence I could think of was “Maradona is better than Pele”. Lol

我是巴西人,我能想到的第一句话,也是唯一的一句话,那就是“马拉多纳比贝利厉害”。哈哈哈

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