欧美互喷:哈哈,美国人又肥又没有医保!!!等等,你们为什么不笑?part1
2023-08-29 碧波荡漾恒河水 9206
正文翻译


“跟我们见识一下更美味的奥利奥菜品”
“为什么美国吃起东西来就像他们有免费医保一样?”

评论翻译
russkie_go_home
I tried eating one of those fried chicken donut sandwiches at the LA county fair and damn near died

我尝试在洛杉矶集市上吃炸鸡甜甜圈三明治,差点死掉。

ConsciousEgg2496
fried chicken donut what the fuck? too much food information for my third world brain...

炸鸡甜甜圈什么鬼? 对于我这个第三世界的大脑来说,食物信息太多了……

russkie_go_home
A piece of fried chicken sandwiched between 2 raspberry jelly flavored donuts. I ate a small piece and felt sick for a week afterwards, my other 2 friends wolfed it down

一块炸鸡夹在两个覆盆子果冻味的甜甜圈中间。我吃了一小块,然后感觉恶心了一个星期,我的另外两个朋友狼吞虎咽地吃了下去。

AgeOfReasonEnds31120
Ameriphobes trying to think of a joke that has not been done to death before:

恐美症患者试图想出一个以前没有被人讲过的笑话。

Standard_Ad_8965
They can’t they’re too busy eating krumpets

他们想不到,他们忙着吃炸玉米饼呢。

Quadratums
Oi "fish and chips" lol

喂,“炸鱼薯条”,哈哈。

Standard_Ad_8965
One of those two food choices they’re too busy eating fish and chips and krumpets

这两种食物中的一种,他们都忙着吃炸鱼薯条和炸玉米饼。
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Zomgirlxoxo
Hi I’m a European and I see one Americans doing one thing and I assume the whole country does bc I also live in a place where everybody is the same

嗨,我是欧洲人,我看到一个美国人在做一件事,我认为这国家都在做一件事,因为我也生活在一个每个人都一样的地方。

fulknerraIII
It's almost like people have a tendency to post the most extreme over the top stuff online to get more attention. But what do I know im just a dumb American and its dinner time i got go. Wife is making tripple burgers topped with deep fried snicker bars, candy corn, oreo cheesecake, and carmel sauce with a side of buttered bacon covered in maple syrup and powdered sugar.

这就好像人们倾向于在网上发布最极端的东西来获得更多的关注。但我知道我只是一个愚蠢的美国人,该吃晚饭了,我得走了。妻子正在做三层汉堡,上面放着油炸士力架、玉米糖、奥利奥芝士蛋糕和焦糖酱,旁边放着涂着枫糖浆和糖粉的黄油培根。

veronicakw
My stomach churned at the sight of that picture

一看到那张照片,我的胃就翻腾。

Standard_Ad_8965
Yeah but I’m covered by the Cleveland clinic which has the best heart doctors, liver, lungs, back, skeletal work there is. And the best doctors from around the world

是啊,但我的医保涵盖克利夫兰诊所,那里有最好的心脏医生,肝脏,肺部,背部,骨骼方面的医生。还有世界上最好的医生。

i_notold
Actually, the best brain/spine Dr.s in that region are at the Mayfield Clinic in Cincinnati. The Cleveland Clinic sends people there if it's really urgent.

事实上,那个地区最好的脑/脊柱医生在辛辛那提的梅菲尔德诊所。如果有紧急情况,克利夫兰诊所会派人去。

Traditional-Touch754
Why did they put the mayonnaise clinic in Cincinnati?

为什么他们把蛋黄酱诊所开在辛辛那提?

101bees
Why do foreigners assume Americans eat this every day

为什么外国人认为美国人每天都吃这个。

011_0108_180
My diabetic ass could never

我有糖尿病,永远不会吃这东东。

Lick_my_wenis_
My non-diabetic ass also could never

我没糖尿病,也永远不会吃这东东。

ahmuh1306
Comment aside wtf is that monstrosity why would you put oreo in a hamburger

评论放一边,这个怪物是什么?你为什么要把奥利奥放在汉堡里?

bigboilerdawg
r/stupidfood

“傻逼食物”

jzoller0
The only place you would find something like this besides social media is at a state fair or something like that. No one actually eats something like this regularly

除了社交媒体,你唯一能找到这种东西的地方就是州博览会之类的地方。没有人会经常吃这种东西。

NewHampshireGal
At least I didn’t have to wait 17 months for an MRI like my cousin from Alberta.

至少我不用像我来自(加拿大)艾伯塔省的堂兄那样等17个月去做核磁共振。。

DaDawkturr
Because whilst it may not be free, we can still see a doctor then and there, instead of having to wait weeks.
So excuse me as I shamelessly order four!

因为虽然可能不免费,但我们仍然可以当场看医生,而不必等上几周。
所以请原谅我无耻地点了四个!

FrucklesWithKnuckles
I work in labor, split my knee wide open last week and had to rush to the ER for stitches. All in I had to pay a $20 copay. thanks to my insurance and went home happy and with my leg intact.

我是做体力活的,上周我的膝盖裂开了,不得不赶到急诊室缝针。总之,由于我的保险,我不得不支付20美元的共付费,然后高高兴兴地回家了,我的腿完好无损。

Sh1tp1sser
instead of having to wait weeks.
No one waits weeks. that's american propaganda. I can literally walk into my doctor and hell see me within 30 minutes.

没有人会等上几个星期。那是美国的宣传。我可以直接去看医生,他会在30分钟内给我看病。

Handarthol
Maybe in your country, but remember our closest language/cultural buddy in Europe is the UK and their healthcare system is imploding and having rather rough wait times at the moment. State healthcare is by it's nature extremely centralized, which has terrible repercussions if it's poorly managed. For the 90%+ of insured people here, even if you ideologically support universal healthcare there's a question of whether you really want to risk a messy, poorly managed public system when the current system is inconvenient but at least works - especially considering the decline in confidence many of us have had in the competency of our government over the past several years.

也许在你的国家是这样,但请记住,我们在欧洲最亲密的语言/文化伙伴是英国,他们的医疗体系正在崩溃,目前等待时间相当长。国家医疗保健本质上是极度集中的,如果管理不善,会产生可怕的后果。对于这里90%以上的参保人来说,即使你在意识形态上支持全民医保,也存在一个问题,即你是否真的想在现有体系不方便但至少有效的情况下,冒险建立一个混乱、管理不善的公共体系——特别是考虑到过去几年我们许多人对政府能力的信心下降。

LegolasLassLeg
Why do Europeans eat like they don't have to wait 6 months for an appointment in a system that's quickly feeling the pressure of running out of other people's money?

为什么欧洲人生活在一个很快就会感觉到“别人的钱要用光”那种压力的系统里,却吃得好像他们不用等六个月的预约一样?

KillerOfSouls665
When you pay for insurance, you are paying everyone else's healthcare on that insurance plan

当你支付保险时,你就在支付保险计划中其他人的医疗费用。

LadyAlayneStone
I don't need an appointment to visit my doctor

我看医生不需要预约。

Steuts
Why do Europeans talk like America doesn’t provide their military

为什么欧洲人说得好像美国没有提供他们的军事力量一样。

KingOfThePatzers
I'm American. Do you guys not get that it's America who benefits most from this arrangement?

我是美国人。你们难道不明白从这种安排中获益最多的是美国吗?

Alias089
Sure but I would much rather have my tax dollar spent on healthcare than on another M1 Abrams

当然,但我宁愿把我的税款花在医疗保健上,也不愿再买一辆M1艾布拉姆斯。

xiaobaituzi
Actually it’s the opposite- if we had state owned healthcare we would all have a vested interest in eachothers health. So we are eating like we don’t have free healthcare

实际上恰恰相反——如果我们有国家拥有的医疗保健,我们所有人都将对彼此的健康有既得利益。所以我们吃得就像没有免费医疗一样。

Schlechtminze
As a German, I pay 1000€ for healthcare each month so that some slackers and their 5 kids get healthcare for free

作为一个德国人,我每个月要支付1000欧元的医疗费用,这样一些懒虫和他们的5个孩子就可以免费享受医疗了。

marshalzukov
What they say : American food is gross
What they mean: American food actually tastes like something and I am not capable of processing complex flavors.

他们说的是:美国食物真恶心
他们的意思是:美国食物实际上尝起来很像某种我没有能力处理其复杂味道的东西。

mustachechap
What they mean: American food actually tastes like something and I am not capable of processing complex flavors.
1000x this.
European countries are the outlier here with their lack of spices, flavor, and ingredients. Most of the rest of the world has far better cuisines that are more interesting, more flavorful, and more complex.

1000倍同意,
欧洲国家是这方面的异类,因为他们缺乏香料、风味和配料。世界上其他地方的菜系要好得多,更有趣,更美味,也更复杂。

Pickadelic
You can't seriously be this indoctrinated, right?

你不会真的被灌输了这种想法吧?

mustachechap
Just my opinion on the majority of European cuisines.
I'd say this would be less true for Turkey, the Baltics, and Mediterranean regions for sure, so I think I'm more generalizing Western/Northern cuisines.

这只是我对大多数欧洲菜的看法。
我想说的是,土耳其、波罗的海国家和地中海地区肯定不是这样,所以我认为我更倾向于概括西方/北方美食。

ChildhoodOk7071
I'm sorry that us brown people are capable of making better dishes then your flavorless food created by inbreds.

我很抱歉,我们棕色人种有能力做出比你们近亲创造的无味食物更好的菜肴。

drainabyte
Dude “oreo with cheese and bacon” is not a “complex taste”, it’s an incoming heart attack. also, laughs in italian

老兄,"奥利奥加奶酪和培根"不是"复杂的味道",这是即将发作的心脏病。还有,用意大利语笑。

marshalzukov
American Italian fucking slaughters regular Italian

美国的意大利人他妈的屠杀普通意大利人。

TBT_1776
What the fuck is that sandwich

那他妈的是什么三明治。

VenomSnake_84
Okay I get what the post is trying to do but what the actual fuck kind of burger is that? That thing deserves all the judgement it receives

好吧,我明白这篇文章想要表达的意思,但这到底是什么汉堡? 那玩意被怎么评判都不为过。

Yellowcrayonkid
Europeans have haggis, there is no comparison

欧洲人吃羊杂碎,没有可比性。

rakosten
I am kind of disapointed that you mentioned haggis before sour herring.

我有点失望,你竟然先说羊杂碎,没说酸鲱鱼。

StaticGuard
It’s called personal responsibility.

这叫做个人责任。

KillerOfSouls665
Wait until you figure how insurance works.
You pay for the treatment of everyone else on your healthcare policy.

等你弄明白保险是怎么运作的再说吧。
根据你们的医疗政策,你为其他人的治疗支付费用。

GasFlow
As an American, that means not buying health insurance, then having the tax payers cover your heart-attack care at the county hospital.

作为一个美国人,这意味着不买医疗保险,然后让纳税人支付你在县医院的心脏病治疗费用。
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StaticGuard
What tax payers? Hospitals don’t refuse emergency care or charge the taxpayers for unpaid medical charges.

什么纳税人? 医院不会拒绝急救服务,也不会向纳税人收取未付的医疗费用。

GasFlow
The federal government, localities, and states that support the operation of hospitals and clinics, both through direct appropriations and implicit subsidies like the Medicare and Medicaid disproportionate share hospital payments.

支持医院和诊所运营的联邦政府、地方政府和各州,通过直接拨款和隐性补贴(如医疗保险和医疗补助),不成比例地分担医院支出。

Hospitals are reimbursed both directly and indirectly for indigent care.

医院可以直接或间接地报销贫困人士的护理费用。

BrannonsRadUsername
Ummm...then who do you think pays for unpaid medical charges?

嗯……那你觉得谁来支付那些未付的医药费?
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StaticGuard
Wait. You think the government pays hospitals for uncompensated care?

等待。你觉得政府会为医院的无偿医疗买单吗?

mylifesucksssss
What's free about the shit? It's taxes where do you think that stuff comes from?

这玩意有什么免费的? 是税收,你觉得这些钱是从哪来的?

KillerOfSouls665
Free at point of service.

在服务点免费。

But there is a big thing where the best thing a government can do to lower the cost of public healthcare is to promote public health. Banning advertising towards children for unhealthy food, adding sugar taxes, promoting weight loss schemes. These are all great ways to reduce money spent on healthcare. The US is not encouraged to do such so everyone suffers with insurance premiums

但是有一件大事,政府能做的最好的事情就是降低公共医疗保健的成本,就是促进公共健康。禁止针对儿童的不健康食品广告,增加糖税,推广减肥计划。这些都是减少医疗开支的好方法。美国不鼓励这样做,所以每个人都要承担保险费。

Ootinjabootin
I mean, that would probably taste amazing without the Oreos!

我的意思是,如果没有奥利奥,那味道可能会很棒!
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Lanracie
Our health care is not free and neither is theirs but it is way better than Europes health care and we make so much more we can afford it...honestly though America could take a page from Europe with walking more and eating better quality foods.

我们的医疗保健不是免费的,他们的也不是,但比欧洲的医疗保健好得多,我们赚得更多,我们负担得起……老实说,美国可以向欧洲学习,多走路,吃更优质的食物。

peppapigisme
why do europeans smile like they have good dental care?

为什么欧洲人笑得好像他们的牙齿护理得很好一样?

marilern1987
Europe is catching up to America’s obesity stats at a very alarming rate, so the fat American trope won’t last long

欧洲的肥胖数据正在以惊人的速度追赶美国,所以美国人肥胖的比喻不会持续太久。

SmasiusClay
Why are private hospital groups in the US flourishing in places like the UK?
Do people not like waiting 18 + months for cataract surgery, heart surgery, neurosurgery and cancer treatment?
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/02/06/business/nhs-strikes-private-healthcare-uk/index.html

为什么美国的私立医院集团在英国等地蓬勃发展?
因为人们不喜欢白内障手术、心脏手术、神经手术和癌症治疗等18个月以上吗?

LowIntrepid715
Simple answer, we can go see a doctor same day and not have to wait 6 months for a check up like those “free” healthcare countries.

简单的回答是,我们可以在同一天去看医生,而不必像那些“免费”医疗保健国家那样等6个月才能检查。

ReRevengence69
the question is, if Europoors are so proud of their "free healthcare", why don't they eat like they have it?......instead, they eat beans on toast and mushy peas, or warm beer, or disgusting smelling canned herrings.

问题是,如果欧洲穷人对他们的“免费医疗”如此自豪,为什么他们不吃得像他们那玩意一样?......相反,他们把豆子和糊状的豌豆放在吐司上吃,或者热啤酒,或者难闻的鲱鱼罐头。

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